IKEA – Carson, CA

I worry about a store that offers free diapers;

I only want to shop with seasoned ass-wipers.

If you’re in the playroom, please remain,

Until you are properly potty-trained.

No wandering the store in your nappy.

This also goes for my own Grandpappy!

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