Rimsky-Korsakoffee House – Portland, OR

I once had a dream of life ‘neath the waves,

where I chat with victims of the mob

and twirl with mermaids in sea caves.

Then I go off to my underwater job,

of nipping at innocent swimmers’ toes.

And at night I go carousing with my fishy friends,

and we drink to forget our woes,

but we haven’t many, so the night ends

with us warbling sea shanties in rotation,

until I have to come here to liberate

the evening’s earlier libations.

Back in real life, I just come here to pee

In this make-believe commode under the sea.



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