“I’ll see you first thing in the morning” — so untrue!
Before convening you’ve much more to do!
Before you meet, you’ve got to eat.
Before breakfast, you get must get dressed.
Before the clothes, you wash ‘twixt your toes.
But the very first thing you never miss,
be you Fijian, or Maori, or Swiss,
each and every one of you takes a piss!