Toilet Slut

How many times have I peed ,

Since I learned how when I was a tot?

(I guess I knew long before then,

But we’ll exclude that nappy lot!)

For years too many to count,

(I actually could but let’s not,)

I’ve been rather promiscuous,

With bearing my tush in a squat!

Restrooms public and bathrooms private,

I’ll take whatever you’ve got.

I’ll enjoy these years while I can,

for in old age I’ll need a chamber pot!

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About franny666

I'm a virtual spelunker into the darkest caverns of Hell and Imagination. Also, I like donuts View all posts by franny666

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