Beware, Puny Humans

I eat fire to break my fast,

and belch it out to cook my dinner.

My culinary skills are unsurpassed,

I, like all dragons, am a winner!

I am beautiful, cruel and majestic,

I have no time for things routine.

I abhor all things domestic,

So I fart fire into your latrines!

 

 

 

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About franny666

I'm a virtual spelunker into the darkest caverns of Hell and Imagination. Also, I like donuts View all posts by franny666

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