Did you know restrooms have been multipurpose for awhile?
I’ve been naïve and out of the loop to not know,
So put these in the alternate uses file!
One can do a line of cocaine-
Livin’ life in the fast lane!
If you’re fatter than you’d like to admit,
With a toothbrush and toilet you can vomit!
You can even give your dishes a wash,
Even though it’s not very posh.
And lets not take sex off the table,
Unless it’s to do it on the sink, if you’re able!
If you’re lonely and looking for a mate,
Check out the numbers on the wall for a date.
If you want something classy and tame,
You can put some art into frames!
If you have more ideas to bestow,
Please leave them in the comments below!