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For days when my energy is low

And a dull restroom makes it even lower

Please give me a toilet that says ‘hello’

And ends with a rinse and a blower!

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Don’t Drown the Pee

Do any of us know our true urine color?

We only ever see it watered down.

So, please, for the sake of your health,

Don’t let your informative pee drown!

REAL flowers! In the restroom!

REAL flowers!


Movie Pitch

TV shows, movies and books,

Leave out the parts to which we most relate.

So I’m writing a script with a new hook-

It’s the stuff on the toilet I’ll renumerate!

 

 


Limbless Plan

If I ever (god forbid) lose all my limbs,

A wheelchair is not in the plan.

Instead, stick me on a stand with wheels,

And I’ll learn to pee like a man!


Too Carefree

After a month of fickle March teases,

I bask and twirl in April’s breezes.

Wearing a new pretty spring dress,

I’m cute and sassy, and free of stress.

But my bum feels a bit too much breeze,

For it seems I tucked my dress into my undies!

 

 

 

 

 

(More restrooms need full-length mirrors. Just sayin’)

 


Get Out of Me

I deleted a boring bathroom verse,

At least I got it out of me.

I made room for something worse-

Just like when I poop and pee!


Legendary

I’ve peed in many lovely restrooms-

(like the one here shown)

I’ve peed in some with nasty fumes-

(oh so many I’ve known!)

But where can I find the great ones of story

Featuring strangers’ numbers and holes of glory?