Monthly Archives: March 2011



Shiny black and white,

shiny metal stalls-

all so clean and shiny.

I just want a place to set my heiny!

Meyer and Lydiatt Family Dentistry

Meyer and Lydiatt Family Dentistry


“Such cute peepots!” my mind first said,

Before I caught my blunder.

Tea pots, not pee pots!” I scolded myself.

What spell has this blog put me under?

Manitou Springs public restroom

Most public art is outside,

And this one isn’t free.

It requests a specific offering-

It only wants your pee.




Adam’s Mountain Cafe

Adam’s Mountain Cafe


The restroom so quaint,

Arty and charming,

The eyes find nary a complaint,

And shy bladders  find it disarming!




Read about my visit to the cafe here

Colorado Springs City Auditorium

Colorado Springs City Auditorium

What were those old pipes for,

that are now absentee?

Truncated pipes, do you feel,

phantom pain like a war amputee?

Read about my visit to the auditorium here

Rico’s Coffee, Chocolate, & Wine Bar @Poor Richard’s 322 N. Tejon

Rico’s @Poor Richard’s

A table topped with granite

in a tasteful room with tasteful art

With such a tasteful palette

I let out a tasteful fart!


Read about my visit to Rico’s here

H&R Block – Citadel Mall

H&R Block

This bleak and sterile room

Is no refuge from a feeling of doom.

Tho the accountants try hard

Not to hand you your nards,

You’d rather go back in the womb.




DreamMaker Bath & Kitchen

DreamMaster Bath and Kitchen

when i went in, i already knew, alas,

i needed instructions for LIFE’s morass.

but i’d never guessed what i needed more

was a personalized mat for my pee room floor



Read about my visit here

R&R Coffee Cafe – Colorado Springs

R&R Coffee Cafe

Right in the corner of the dining room

Sits a door we can only assume

Leads to a place of rest and relief

I’m right! And it has a coffee motif!

Read about my visit to the cafe here


Raven’s Nest Coffee – Colorado Springs










Raven’s Nest Coffee

Extra chair in the bathroom

Who’s it for? I ask you.

My valet? My china doll? I have none.

So I brought  my invisible friend,  Aaron.


Read my visit to the coffee shop here