Monthly Archives: June 2012

Pools Suck

I want to go swimming in a big cool lake,

Or maybe splash in the sea,

Is this not just the cutest?

Or, really, any large body of water,

Where I don’t have to get out to pee!

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Obnoxious = Fun!

Playful, obnoxious and loud,

Is what I aspire to be.

Sad that I’m not nearly as endowed,

As this fun place where I pee!

 


War

Can a bathroom be a battle ground

For a war of good and evil?

Yes!  Judging from the next-stall sounds,

Someone’s ass is getting medieval!