Monthly Archives: November 2011

Prana Store – Boulder, CO

I like to make things pretty,

so my soul can feel pretty too.

Even seats destined to be gritty,

should have a pretty view!

 


The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse – Boulder, CO

Out amongst the urban sprawl,

squats the pernicious shopping mall.

Drunk on cheer, the patrons haul,

their loot, surrendering to the thrall,

of stores’ bright lights, each a port of call.

So while swarming humanity squalls,

I’ll stay safe and quiet in my toilet stall.

 


Boulder Army Store – Boulder, CO

I’ve been on this thing for hours,

trying to prepare for tomorrow’s splurge.

But I can’t seem to make the extra room.

Looks like a job for binge and purge!

 

 


Thai Lotus – Denver, CO

When I want a little freedom,

I lock myself away.

HereĀ  I can be myself,

and not keep my farts at bay!


Scandinavian Designs – Denver, CO

When the population goes even sky-higher,

and we’re all living on top of each other,

stacked up miles above and below the earth in the gloom,

I predict our tiny apartments will consist of this one room.

You got your water for cleaning,

your water for drinking,

and the bathtub converts to a bed.

Add a hot plate and an internet connection,

and the bathroom’s where our lives will beĀ  led!


Tri-Lakes Center for the Arts – Palmer Lake, CO

Like putting a bow on a bar of soap,

or drinking milk from a martini glass,

when one needs practical done elegantly,

this sure is a nice place to wipe one’s ass!


Tattered Cover – Denver, CO

When I have a full to-do list,

and distractions around me abound,

that’s when I get the most pissed,

so I come here to do it sitting down!